I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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