Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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