I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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