READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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