sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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