if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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