Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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