Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think my vagina is haunted
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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