I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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