According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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