How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Randomize
