At least make sure they are 18
Why
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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