wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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