If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
