And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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