I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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