Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
