P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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