worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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