My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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