All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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