so explain again why im purple
no
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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