Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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