Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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