it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
