Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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