I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you inspire me to be a worse person
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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