I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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