your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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