there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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