i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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