I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
