just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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