she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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