We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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