I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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