I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
is it fun? or sober?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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