I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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