its not stalking. its research.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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