so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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