I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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