What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize