Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the day after is always just damage control
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
