quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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