: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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