So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
