I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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