In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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