I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
