Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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