No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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