I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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