You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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