guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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