how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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